Due to technical difficulties, I will have to ask you to read the FAQ first and then head /here/ to ask your question. Apologies.
What is your name?
Where are you from?
New York City.
Will you follow back?
No, I think it’s pathetic when people ask you to follow back. Get your followers on your own terms. Not by asking someone to follow you back. This isn’t twitter sweetheart.
Will you check out my blog?
Yes, of course, but I can’t promise a follow back. If I like it, I’ll be sure to follow it.
Do you have a favorite member?
Yes, I do. It’s Harry but the other four are all equal to me. I don’t have a least favorite. Niall and Louis tend to conflict me with life when fighting with Harry for my favorite place. It’s very unfair.
What is your favorite ship?
Tasharry, mother fuckers. Tashie and Harry. Not even mad. lmao, no, I’m kidding. It’s Larry although it used to be Nouis/Nourry(ot3???).
Do you have any tumblr friends?
Yes, but they all change their blog urls way too often to list them.
What is your twitter?
Does Justin Bieber really follow you on twitter? Was he your real first follower? How?
Yes, he was my first follower. I didn’t ask him. But I swear if you say, oh, you didn’t even have to try, etc etc, I will fucking cut you. I used to have @NYBelieber before I had @intrepidstyles and there, I tried so fucking hard to get Justin to notice me and he never did. So when I made my account on June 5, 2010 and Justin was my first follower I fucking freaked. I was like crying my eyes out and having a spaz. The reason he followed me was back then (I’m not sure if he still does it) he used to follow his last followers, and I guess I got lucky and followed him at the right time.
Did Louis really follow you while you were asleep? And you’re a Larry shipper too?
Yes, Louis did follow me while I was asleep. It was February 16, 2013 at 7:48AM and I was knocked out. When I woke up I bawled for hours because Louis one of my favorite people to exist. He means the world to me. And yes, I’m a Larry shipper so it was a bit of a surprise to me too but hey, I’m not complaining.
You’re really a Directioner, Belieber and JCat?
WHY IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
How many followers do you have?
A number. I’m not gonna tell you.
How did you get an FAQ along with your ask?
Google bitches. :-)
Are you seriously such a bitch all the time?
Not all the time. ;/ (Not ever unless you’re a bitch to me first) On my fanfiction blog and I am the sweetest girl you will ever meet because I love all my followers on there so maybe you should go follow it and get on my good side, yeah?